Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
