i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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