Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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