I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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