like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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