he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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