sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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