I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
