I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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