I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
They took my balls.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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