i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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