God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
send nudes
from the living room?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Randomize
