i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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