Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
