Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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