Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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