maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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