Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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