Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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