My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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