did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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