I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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