69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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