is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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