Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
