u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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