You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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