this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
