Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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