question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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