How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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