Already got asked if we're dating
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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