The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So much rum. So many feels.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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