I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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