she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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