My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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