Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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