No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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