what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Randomize
