I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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