Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I don't think brook has ever known best
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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