he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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