Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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