North Korea, Best Korea!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
A+ Viking dick
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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