Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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