so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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