Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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