white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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