Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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