A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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