Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
